a reason for higher education

sorry about the advertisement, but watch the video i PROMISE its worth it.  but the reason i posted this video, is because i want to attend crime mob college aka crunk university SOO badly.  hanging out with dr. teeth and the rest of the drum line out on the south lawn by the quad would be too dope.  i would invite trillville over to my dorm and we would smoke blunts and drink crystal and take body shots from scantily dressed black cheerleaders.  but i'm getting ahead of myself here. lets rewind a little bit and just imagine that first day of school walking across the bridge through the senior drum line just hoping for any glimmer of acceptance or admiration from the upperclassmen.  maybe omarion will be there if i'm lucky and he'll take me under his wing.  the only problem with this situation is that i have no swagger or rhythm.  i might be able to fake it if i wear super baggy clothes and enough bling that i could say that my excessive amount of ice and threads make me scared to rock my hips.  what if my 15 thousand dollar spinny necklace falls off?  what if i get mud on my new k swiss shoes? these are reason enough for me to not rock my hips while still attending crime mob university and hopefully lil scrappy will agree so im not discovered as a fraud.  but if i'm already rich what is the point of attending crime mob college? well i will tell you.  its so that i can get some southern swagger and meet some friends that i can call thug who aren't white and live on the upper east side. also, my main beezy (with da bleached hair) will always be near so that i can holler.  i dont think i'll ever hook up with her because of all the STI's and STD's but shes more like something to make all the other hoes jealous so they want me more. oh yeah also think about the pep rallys they have.  basically my points are: crunk university has the best parties, pep rallys, most school spirit, and most importantly the thickest thighs.  i wonder what kind of gpa i need to transfer there...